Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The Windy City

We can feel the love in Chicago, can't we???? Whew!! It's a crazy world out there, America!

We're in the heart of the midwest tonight, America. And what have we done to royally piss of Chi-Town??? I don't know, but something is amiss. BIG TIME. Dum, da-dum-dum. Is it terrible for me to say I'm DUNZO with the term "YES WE CAN"? I'm done with it, Obama. Done with it like done with having kids. That done. I ain't playin'. Ugh. Words can't describe how done I am. DUN.

Let's get our boots boogey-in...Shania!!! I love me some Shania. No, I"m not lying. I love Shania Twain, in a big way. She's a guest judge tonight. Yay!!!

Kaitlyn: 19-years old, kid of a recent divorce, blah blah blah. Ugh. She sings "Syrup & Honey" by Duffy. And she spanks it. I mean really spanks it. I liked it. Gets through.

Amy Lang: I'm not kidding, she's a girl who reminds me of a girl I went to Belmont with. Hysterical, cute, talented, ....until she hits the ground. We don't think it's funny when we think you went into a coma, Amy. She just took it to a whole other level. Not cool, Amy. She caught everyone off-guard with her hitting-the-ground-gig. Oh, it did not stand out. Needless to say, she doesn't get through.

Charity: from Little Rock, Arkansas. Whoa, Charity! You just killed it. Kilt it. You're THROUGH. yay! You're awesome.

Traffic-Violation-Angela-Martin: She sings a Mary J. Blige's song, & is super good. She's been dealt a hevty trash bin, & she needs a break. Everyone says YES, & she's through! Hell yes. Woop.

Alana Halbert: I love it that Shania tells her to start lower. Way to go, finally someone telling someone where to go & what to do. But sadly, that wasn't enough for poor Alana. Ugh, she was terrible. It never did any good.

John Park: Broadway -Bound. Ben hates this voice. I can go either way. I love musical theater & I love pop/rock. I like him.

Paige: She kicked ass. Potential. Only with Randy's OK, does she get through.

See you tomorrow night!

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Michael and Jana said...

So glad you and AI have formed a team all over again. I'm always keeping up with you guys on here, but especially happy when AI comes around :-)